A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Pick Up Line Rejections!
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Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...