Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...