Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
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A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
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What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Put-Downs Galore!
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A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...