Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...