Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.