billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Microsoft buys church
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Police officer’s foods
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Wedding preparation guidelines
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Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Liam had left Dublin
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Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...