Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...