Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...