Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Snowboarding lesson
|Snowboarding Lessons When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside...