Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...