A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
The story of the bats
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Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...