What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...