What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...