Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...