Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!