Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....