Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...