Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
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A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
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A way to save your marriage
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Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...