Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...