Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...