What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Halloween funnies for kids!
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Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
A blonde detective
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The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Blonde Suicide
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Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Thin People Don’t
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