Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...