Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
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Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...