How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...