The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...