Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Maggot Thatcher!
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If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Some years ago
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A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
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Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
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Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
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Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....