How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Emacs acronyms
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Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...