10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica