Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.