New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...