Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...