Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...