Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor...