What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...