Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...