Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.