No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...