The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox