How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...