Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...