Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...