Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...