spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...