A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...