No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...