Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...