Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...