The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....