What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...