A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...