Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.